I looooooove Johnny Depp... He's cute, talented, gorgeous and well... cute
Enjoy the list of my favourite quotes and let me know what you think
about it. xx


~"Fear... Fear... Utter fear. Clowns! Clowns scare me."

~"I would do anything Tim (Burton) wanted me to. You know - have sex with an aardvark... I would do it."

~"School's a weird thing. I'm not sure it works."

~"Of course you can! Everything in this room is eatable, even I'm eatable! But that is called 'cannibalism', my dear children, and is in fact frowned upon in most societies."

~"If I look confused it’s because I’m thinking."

~"I think everybody`s nuts."

~"It's in the fridge, daddio. Are you hip to it?"

~"When kids hit 1 year old, it`s like hanging out with a miniature drunk. You have to hold onto them. They bump into things.
They laugh and cry. They urinate. They vomit."

~"Slide me some skin, daddio."

~"I'm not sure I'm adult yet."

~"Oi! Fishface!"

~"Me, I'm dishonest, and you can always trust a dishonest man to be dishonest. Honestly, it's the honest ones you have to
watch out for...'"

~"I may have a feather duster down my pants."

~"Good morning starshine, the Earth says hello!"

~"Ok, Ok; I'm gonna freak right out now."

~"Tomorrow it'll all be over, then I'll have to go back to selling pens again."

~"Trips to the dentist - I like to postpone that kind of thing."

~"It was like an endless parade of, like, 'What?!'"

~"I have a funny relationship with my body...Ah, it sounds so stupid."

~"That was very strange and very uncomfortable,"

~"The only gossip I'm interested in is things from the Weekly World News - 'Woman's bra bursts, 11 injured'. That kind of thing."

~"Unless he knew you wouldn`t believe the truth even if he told it to you."