[AN: Also known as 'brainfarts'. Enjoy!]

Sarah was sitting in the living room, watching Moulin Rouge. Two leather clad legs disturbed her view on the television. Two leather hands brushed glitter from them nonchalantly, then summoned a crystal. "Hello Precious." His voice muttered.

"Not interested." Sarah said with a sigh.

"Ok." The leather clad legs, leather clad hands and crystal vanished.


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Sarah grunted as she heard a baby crying. She mumbled sleepily, rolling over and sighing. "Darling, are you rocking the babe again? You know she doesn't like that as she sleeps!" The woman called out loudly.

She felt a tug on the covers and heard a low growl. "Not so loud, Precious. It's four in the morning. I'm not rocking her – I was sleeping." Jareth's low murmur informed her, annoyed.

"Fae babes don't cry in their sleep." Sarah huffed. Suddenly she bolted upright, throwing off the covers. Her heart raced and she looked to her side where Jareth had jumped up equally fast.

"Then who's with the baby?" They cried out both, panicked.


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Sarah was doing her homework on her desk, struggling with the math problems. Glitter drizzled down on the paper, hiding the problems completely. Blonde wisps of hair cascaded down her shoulders and a sharp scent drifted into her nose. "Hello Precious." His voice whispered.

"Not interested." Sarah said, rolling her eyes.

"Ok." The glitter was blown away, revealing her math problems and the golden wisps pulled back.


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Sarah pushed her way past the crowd. She was dressed in the marvellous dress she had been dressed in years ago as well. The puffy sleeves, glitter and gigantic skirt all in place. The big necklace around her neck weighed down heavily on her chest and her long hair brushed over her neck. She gasped as the crowd parted and Jareth was revealed to her. The woman walked over to him, her eyes wide and her lips parted. "Jareth…"

"Please," Jareth purred softly. "Call me LRH." [AN: Lord Royal Highness]


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Sarah was drinking a strawberry smoothie, delighted by the sweet taste of it. Another smoothie was pushed into her view, the colourful text on it saying it was a peach smoothie. "Hello Precious." His voice purred.

"Not interested." Sarah cried out.

"Ok." The smoothie tipped over and spilled its contents and the bright blue surface.


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The Goblin King looked with wide eyes, parted lips and flushed cheeks at the woman that was now straddling his hips. She giggled flirtatiously at him and moved on his lap. Her expression went from seductive to theatrically shocked. "My! What's in your pocket, Jareth?"


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Sarah was sitting in the grass in the park, writing yet another fairytale. A long shadow fell over her and she could see the spiky hair, high collar and long limbs. "Hello Precious." His voice sing-songing to her.

"Not interested." Sarah muttered distractedly.

"Ok." The shadow vanished.


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Jareth left the wings of the stage smugly, buttoning up his shirt. A blond tiny girl slipped away from them as well, pulling on her last shoe. The man reached a guy sitting on the edge of the stage and put his hands on his hips. "Well, that was the last one. I had every single girl of the theatre now."

"No you didn't, Jareth. That girl over there is the only one left." He pointed to a brunette walking through the rows quietly.

"My – let's fix that shall we?" Jareth grinned predatorily and started sprinting towards the girl.

Sarah cried out in panic and tried her best to run from him. Jareth, with his long legs, caught up with her, wrapped his strong arms around her and sent both of them flying to the ground.

"No hickeys!" The girl cried.


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Sarah pulled weird faces as she tried to push Toby's baby food into his mouth, Toby sputtering. Toby suddenly started to clap, looking over her shoulder. "Hello Precious." An all-too-well-known voice chirped.

"Not interested." Sarah said while dropping her head onto the table, ready to cry because Toby wouldn't eat.

"Ok." The voice snarled in frustration.